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Smart ID

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So, I have me a new smart ID for work.

Smart IDs. Smart phones. Smart cars. Smart bombs.

Everything is going smart. Except me.

I’ve always said I was never all that smart from the getgo. As I understand it, I tested barely above what they used to call “retarded” on IQ tests given early in youth, and I’ve always had difficulty thinking things through. All along, the only way I was ever able to keep up was learning to use those strange loops and extra dimensions I found inside my head. Now, since my shananigans, those voices have fallen quiet and I haven’t been able to get them back. Leaving me with an identity not all that smart.

They tell you they don’t want you to smile when they photograph you for these smart IDs. Hard not to, given the irony of it all. Oh well, I only expect to wear it another year anyway.

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Written by macheide

29 September 2014 at 2:26 pm

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